So around these parts I’m known as freezepop. The origin of this name dates back to when I was only 13. I had earned myself the title of sex legend with a technique I patented called the freeze cock. Which involved one freezing their penis. It later was renamed the freezepop for the sake of the childrens.
Just kidding I just like a shitty band named freezepop, and those shitty popsicles called freezepops XD